Sunday, May 20, 2007

Wanted! Danger in Harford Mall!


Ok so if you didn't work at the Boardwalk Fun arcade in Harford Mall, this probably isn't funny. I made copies of this sign(which i found when cleaning my room) that I wanted to post around the arcade, as a passive-aggressive jab at my boss... who I can't describe, because I'm a Christian. JK... Joe was alright, we just absolutely didn't get along. So... yeah, that's about it. I'll copy the text below:

WANTED

name: unknown
Age: unknown
Whereabouts: unknown
Last seen wearing fashionable airwalk shoes

This man is considered unarmed, but very dangerous. He is known for impatiently waiting behind people at the change machines. If you see this man, keep at a distance. Then as soon as possible, report the sighting to www.Weinercam.com*. This is not a joke. If you are taking this poster down, then you are this man!! Report yourself to Weiner headquarters immeditately!

*Weiner Distributing was the name of "headquarters". Joe told me about a website where there was a live webcam feed of an arcade... and I remember distinctly that the site called itself weiner-cam. However I don't think it's online. You can, however, check out Weiner D's main site: http://www.weinerd.com/

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Ahh... 4 years ago. To all my fellow past-employees, hope you're doing great and making more than $5.40/hr with free break time behind the drum machine.

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