The adventures of Sam.

I'm about to tell you a story, a true story, about Sam. I hope you enjoy it.

Sam Sung was feeling tense and claustrophobic in the pocket of his owner, who was laboring away in the garage. He felt relieved when his owner took him out and let him recline on the hood of a beautiful 1995 Toyota Camry. He felt at ease, comfortable, and free to ring and be heard.

Well the owner soon went inside and Sam began to feel nervous. Until he saw the owner come back... and then he was terrified. He had the keys in his hand! Sam kept thinking to himself, 'there's no way he could forget me... after all I've done for him...' However, he was forgotten. And Sam soon embarked on the most daring, nerve-wracking, painful experience of his electronic life. He clung on tight as the car reversed out of the driveway. He managed to hold on as the car spun and jetted of in first gear. He hung on through a right turn and held on tight for a 60 yard straightaway, until the car quickly decellerated at a stop sign. Sam flew onto the asphalt and tumbled.

The details of the story get shady here, but sometime in the next half hour, Sam was run over by a car at least once. See the picture above for the dents. The pain quickly subsided as the battery was disconnected.

Some time after, Sam awoke in great pain. His owner told him that his battery and battery cover were found in the middle of the road, while he was found on the side of the road, flipped open, face down. Many of his keys were jammed, stuck, or sticking out, but his loving owner told Sam that he'd be alright. The owner used his strong but gentle hands and nursed Sam back to health. The owner and Sam leaped for joy when they discovered that Sam would be just fine.

Well my friends, I am that owner. And Sam Sung is my phone. And it survived getting run over by a car. Sam... I salute you.