Spring is in the air

So here's the forecast for this coming Monday in Panama City Beach, Florida. I'll be there.

The winter would be awesome if it lasted one month. That's just what I think... it seems to drag frigidly onward... for far too long. Well I think it's safe to say that winter is over, and now it's spring. Therefore, I will list below several things that I like about Spring:

1. Wearing shorts so I can flaunt my calf muscles
2. Wearing shorts so I can feel a cooling breeze... in my pants.
3. Cheaper heating bills.
4. Being able to read outside.
5. Seeing squirrels continue in their battle to overwhelm the campus like they were the 11th plague.
6. Soccer.
7. Lacrosse.
8. Being able to walk/live without tensing up my entire back in order to stay warm.
9. Not getting hit in the face by snowballs from seemingly innocent girls.
10. Not having to carry a jacket around.
11. Seeing trees with leaves on them.
12. Not being sick
13. Knowing that I got through another winter with my $6.00 jacket that I bought like 3 years ago.
14. Sleeping in my undies
15. living with the fear of the imminent death, conjured by Al Gore, that is: global warming.
16. Being an Asian person that tans really well. This is crucial because now I won't look green under florescent light.

That is all. Feel free to comment with reasons why you like Spring. Or you can comment on how you think heterosexual men shouldn't have posts like this.