WOMEN ARE RIDICULOUS!!!!
...ok, I didn't say that.
But I'm now setting down a list, which God, if he's loving, will honor completely, since his purpose in life is to get me married and to allow me to have dozens of babies. Or maybe God's got bigger plans? Like the salvation of billions? I dunno... anyway...
The love of my life will:
1. Be brunette
2. Be really funny
3. Be blonde
4. Be really quiet
5. Always understand when I need to be left alone
6. Be between 5'3" and 5'3 1/4"
7. Cook me delicious food
8. Be half hispanic/quarter black/quarter middle eastern
9. follow the "if it's yellow, leave it mellow" rule
10. Be a redhead
Bachelor 'Til the Rapture!
BYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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I always wanted a blonde with blue eyes, but I seddle for hazel, and brunette. I love her.
JON IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
byaahhh!!
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